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Creative Motion Battery-Operated LED Strobe Light$149.99
This compact 5-LED strobe light takes (3) "AA" batteries that you should buy from us, so you'll have enough cash left to buy the orange juice for the Harvey Wallbangers. The strobe measures just 4-7/8" x 3-1/4" x 2" and has a pivoting mounting bracket, but you could just stand it on the floor. Flashes approx (3) times per second.
Now go walk like a pharaoh.